2005.11.29 06:16 PM

UFOs Explained

I recently followed a blog link (sorry, can't remember which blog) over to UFO Maps, ostensibly to witness another nice use of Google Maps. Once I got there, though, my curiosity and desire to procrastinate got the better of me and I wound up following a link over to the National UFO Reporting Center. There I discovered, I think, the real explanation for the continued existence of UFOs:

Occurred : 9/4/2005 22:58 (Entered as : 09/04/2005 22:58)
Reported: 9/4/2005 9:02:24 PM 21:02
Posted: 9/15/2005
Location: Wichita, KS
Shape: Cone
Duration:2 minutes

Some friends and I were sitting outside on our porch drinking margaritas and taking tequila shots and we saw this huge cone-shaped white light to the north of our house. We called a friend, who is a pilot, and asked him what the hell it could be and while I was on the phone with him it turned purple and disappeared.

Now it all makes sense.


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